i write sometimes, but mainly procrastinate on any simple task | 18, she/they

or later

*a voice* guess who’s back, bitches

henlo all my pals i have risen from both the proverbial and literal dead to grace u all w my technological presence
idrk what what this (me personal) was before ?? but if it wasn’t already it’s not just a conglomeration of all my fandoms, personal rambles, and shitposts (as is any of my actual fandom blogs i guess?? but more public) w e l c o m e t o t h e v o i d

officialunitedstates:

me to the guy next to me at the opera: you know, if we slap our hands together instead of clapping alone, we can generate more applause

the guy: i dont want to tear my opera gloves

me to the guy on the other side of me: you know, if we

briansella:

I’m the person who leaves every single event without saying bye don’t even question it I hate saying goodbye I don’t want to hug you just let me disappear into the night like I’m batman

tsunamiwavesurfing:

the hotter it gets the more i realize i only fuck with the summer superficially and in concept

isnerdy:

nearlybitchess:

pipermashea:

droidmom:

whitebeltwriter:

awed-frog:

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

he knew
he knew exactly what he was doing

SLOW CLAP

I had to reblog it twice

sORRY BUT THIS IS AMAZING

It’s from The New Yorker. It’s satire.

playfulpanthress:

titaniagigante:

otherbully1:

Ghostbusters belongs to little girls now. It’s what you assholes deserve for trying to take My Little Pony away from them.

LMAOOOOOO

I see no lie here

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

Please Donate to This Little Black Girl Hit By A Car

reverseracism:

black-rising:

Her father writes:

”My daughters been fighting for her life since she was struck by a car while playing in our front yard with her brother. A speeding car in our neighborhood apparently lost control and ran onto our lawn, striking my baby before she, her, brother nor I had a chance to react. Shes been fighting over 2 weeks and her prognosis isn’t positive. She still has not yet regained full consciousness. We are asking anyone who can help us to please do so. The expenses are astronomical and we have a $2500.00 deductible to satisfy before our health insurance even begins to cover their portion. This unforeseen tragedy has affected us greatly. As a single father of an 11 y/o son and 5 y/o daughter I am doing all I know to do to help my baby get the treatment she needs. i have not been able to find their mother to inform her and ask her assistance as she cut off contact when i was awarded custody of our babies. Billing statements have already started to flood my mailbox and between those and the time I’ve missed at work to be by her side, our family us in crisis. I don’t know where else to turn. Please help if you can and pray my baby will beat the odds and make a recovery. Every little bit counts. Thank you.”

https://www.gofundme.com/29qv338

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